I am not by any means the brightest crayon in the box but the stupidest question I have been asked (more than once) is do you by any chance have a plunger? while they look over my cart as if by some miracle one will magically appear. You've got to be joking!

I am a housekeeper, I DO NOT PLUNGE TOILETS! I do not clean shit off the floor(literally), I do not make beds, I do not do laundry or serve drinks and snacks. That's what the nursing, laundry and dietary staff gets paid to do.

Grrr!